Dumbasses. I am constantly surrounded by dumbasses. If it’s not Eric, it’s someone at Pricemart. If it’s not someone at Pricemart, then it’s Bob. If it’s not Bob, it’s Midge, but she’s in a class of her own. Nah, she’s not a dumbass, she’s just dumb. Anyway, if it’s not Bob, it’s Kelso… why oh why is Laurie with him? Anyway, if it’s not the foreign kid, it’s Steven. Although, Steven is not so bad. I would never tell him that because that would not be good… for me. Plus, Eric would get bent out of shape, which is a good thing, actually.
One day, I don’t know when, I will live in a dumbass-free world with my sweet and loving wife, Kitty. That’s why I gotta get Laurie working and married and Eric into a college away from here. If Eric’s not here, his friends won’t be here. If Laurie’s not here, Kelso won’t be here. Then and only then, will there be peace in my world. Wait! Bob and Midge will still be next door. Damn!