2 months ago on 5 March 2013 @ 7:48pm + 45,919 notes
via ass-venger (originally deafenedpoppunk)

queerettnickelsen:

if someone ever made me a mix tape i would probably backflip off a cliff out of love 47 times then kiss them on the face and repeat

2 months ago on 1 March 2013 @ 9:19am + 1 note
Anonymous
One time after practice I was changing behind a wall where the locker room is but it was locked and usually its safe there but someone asked the coach to unlock the door but I didn't know and he came I just stood there awkwardly pulling down my shirt with my clothes bunched up around my not wearing-pants-ness and it was horrible and my friend just died laughing I don't even know if the coach knew

KELLY OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEST DAY EVER I DIED HAPPY

2 months ago on 28 February 2013 @ 5:20pm + 31,781 notes
via eatenbyzombies (originally magicalcatgirl)

iratedeino:

when ur friend is offline but u have a bunch of things to show them

image

THIS IS SO OFFENSIVE HOW DARE YOU

3 months ago on 26 January 2013 @ 6:15pm

i will murder you with spoons and it will be glorious
wtf is wrong with u today why do we always switch off being creepy
HMMMM????

3 months ago on 26 January 2013 @ 5:58pm + 3 notes

xoxokellio said:

WHAT IS TWO PLUS ONE i said and then he replied ITS FOUR and i died

i guess thats a yes

here have some jeremy we all know how much u love him

3 months ago on 26 January 2013 @ 5:53pm + 2 notes

xoxokellio said:

there are PEOPLE IN MY CLOSET not really no one could fit in there lol help I’m going crazy I love you

what

xoxokellio said:

GO VISIT IS IT TONIGHT IM NOT RESPONDING TO YOUR DUMB JEREMY PICTURES

MY TEXTS ARENT DUMB

I JUST SENT THIS THATS ALL??????

4 months ago on 19 January 2013 @ 4:44pm + 13,690 notes
via ondore (originally ludgateing)
4 months ago on 11 January 2013 @ 8:56pm + 14,773 notes
via roymustanghasmoved (originally houtarouh)
4 months ago on 31 December 2012 @ 3:31pm + 95,869 notes
via peelace (originally folktier)

frenchhornsandunicorns:

Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:

  • hufflepuffs
  • canadians