3 hours ago on 22 May 2013 @ 12:09pm + 99,358 notes
via potatocloset (originally flomation)
# jesus
# qualitytxt

awk-sauced:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

IM CRYING

Source:flomation
3 days ago on 18 May 2013 @ 8:21pm + 85,286 notes
via lunarknight (originally lampsarepeopletoo)
# this is me
# qualitytxt

lampsarepeopletoo:

they call me macklemore in math class because im like

what what what what what

what what what what what what what

what what what what

Source:lampsarepeopletoo
5 days ago on 17 May 2013 @ 12:14am + 169,254 notes
via potatocloset (originally sydney-rakestraw)
# qualitytxt
Source:sydney-rakestraw
1 week ago on 12 May 2013 @ 8:19am + 11,104 notes
via cakesprite (originally drgero)
# WEEEOOOOOWEEEEOOOOWEEEEOOOO
# ssb
# qualitytxt

nintendonut1:

cataquacks:

grodus:

SUPER SMASH BROS 4 REVEAL JUNE 11TH

SUPER SMASH BROS 4 REVEAL JUNE 11TH

SUPER SMASH BROS 4 REVEAL JUNE 11TH

SUPER SMASH BROS 4 REVEAL JUNE 11TH

[ALARM BLARING]

CHALLENGER APPROACHING

Source:drgero

1 sentence descriptions of different Anime

  • Ouran High School Host club: God damn rich people
  • Soul Eater: I'm gonna use this motherfucker to beat up that motherfucker.
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: MY LEG
  • Naruto: SAssSUUkKKkKKkEeeEEe
  • Black Butler: Corset scene
  • Death Note: I'm going to kill you all but no I'm a good guy I swear
  • Tamako Market: MOCHIYUMMY!
  • Bleach: ban..........KAI
  • Kuroko no Basuke: gay basketball players
  • K project: flaming homos
  • Durarara!!: IIIIIZZZAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Fairy Tail: nakama speeches
  • InuYasha: must. make. sword. stronger... OMG KIKYO!
  • Uta No Prince Sama: how gay can straight guys get
  • Kaichou Wa Maid Sama: Perverted space alien
  • No.6: Killer bees and homosexuals
  • DragonBall: kamEHAME (two episodes later) HA
  • Zetsuen no Tempest: i died like 30 fucking times but im still alive
  • Tonari no Kaibutsu-kin: i love you loljk no wait i love you again
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: SHINJI GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT
  • Angel Beats: we're all dead but we still keep dying anyway
  • Cowboy Beebop: see u space cowboy
  • Ao No Exorcist: im satan's son ps im gonna kill satan
  • Hyouka: i'm...,,,cuRIOUS......
  • Daily Lives of Highschool Boys: what the fuck is going on
  • Tsuritama: i'm a fish youre a fish we're all fishes
  • Gintama: neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
  • Code Geass: Terrorism.
Source:lord-ciel-phantom
1 week ago on 8 May 2013 @ 11:01pm + 59,082 notes
via potatocloset (originally twyll)
# qualitytxt
  • getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
  • getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
Source:twyll
2 weeks ago on 2 May 2013 @ 9:25am + 91,541 notes
via starkfest (originally mmtion)
# OH SHIT
# qualitytxt

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

Source:mmtion
3 weeks ago on 28 April 2013 @ 1:30pm + 114,468 notes
via ferroseed (originally jakemalik-deactivated20130506)
# qualitytxt

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

3 weeks ago on 24 April 2013 @ 11:30pm + 124,457 notes
via roymustang (originally vardaesque)
# qualitytxt

vardaesque:

vardaesque:

MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy

Source:vardaesque
1 month ago on 22 April 2013 @ 2:33pm + 54,480 notes
via roymustang (originally mrcraabs)
# qualitytxt

mrcraabs:

i’m terribly sorry sir, but for the last time, no, you can not pay us in stickers. i don’t care how many stickers you have. this is a high end restaurant. holy shit that is a lot of stickers. okay just give me those and you are free to go don’t tell anyone about this

Source:mrcraabs
1 month ago on 17 April 2013 @ 9:43pm + 131,654 notes
via ass-venger (originally tweenking)
# PLS
# QUALITYTXT

tweenking:

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

Source:tweenking
1 month ago on 17 April 2013 @ 6:33pm + 123,288 notes
via ampharos (originally toxicrants)
# qualitytxt

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

Source:toxicrants
1 month ago on 7 April 2013 @ 10:47pm + 65,431 notes
via windfallisland (originally inbox)
# qualitytxt

inbox:

well son, it all started when your mother liked my selfie

Source:inbox